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1 Patient and doctor :D haha on Fri Mar 20, 2009 8:22 pm

this is really funny one
I heard it today,and I didn't know it at first
but now I got it!! Cool
and I laugh for a while Laughing Laughing

Patient: It's been two weeks since my last visit and I still don't feel any better.
Doctor: I don't understand it. Did you follow the instructions on the pills I gave you?
Patient: I sure did. It said "Keep this bottle tightly closed."

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2 Re: Patient and doctor :D haha on Sun Mar 22, 2009 10:44 pm

That's too funny.
I laughed for a while,and my sister said I am stupid.

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3 Re: Patient and doctor :D haha on Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:57 pm

haha,really funny,right?

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4 Re: Patient and doctor :D haha on Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:21 am

confused Is that funny!?
Or maybe that I don't understand very much.

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5 Doctor Doctor! on Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:53 am

Doctor, doctor, I've been stung by a bee. Shall I put some ointment on it?
Don't be silly - it must be miles away by now.

Doctor, doctor, I've fallen in love with Dracula.
Hmm... sounds like love at first bite.

Doctor, doctor, I've only fifty-nine seconds to live.
Hold on, I'll be with you in a minute. Twisted Evil

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6 Re: Patient and doctor :D haha on Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:39 am

Uh ,it so funny .
I told to my sisters ,and we laugh together ! Razz

But my mom didn't understand that joke . Neutral

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